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#1 Diabetes

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:13 PM

Good fun way to get names for weapons in tf2 out there. put whatever you want right here for good names, bad names you have seen or funny ones. 


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#2 Jenkins!

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 03:20 PM

I need names for these, any suggestions?

-Mad Milk

-Ubersaw

-Stickybomb Launcher

-Half-Zatoichi

-Force-a-Nature

-Grenade Launcher

-Pistol

-Jarate

-Fire Axe


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#3 Ginger Powder

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 06:09 PM

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#4 LBJ

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:09 PM

My S Kritzkrieg:

"Demoman's Delight (Shanghai Style)" 

"I paid good money to kritz yo ass! Now make it rain yo!"

 

Shanghai I still miss you badly, I hope all is well and I can't wait to pocket yo ass when you return to Dustbowl.

 

S Festive Minigun:

"Friday Night Lights"
"Dude... look here it spins!"


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#5 AndrethePanda

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:25 PM

My mad milk was " The Sperm Donor" until I sold it :P


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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:26 PM

@AndrethePanda Haha I think @Mr. Toad's S. Mad Milk is named "Precious Bodily Fluids" 


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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:27 PM

I still think my S Kritz wins the entire thread. ;)


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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:29 PM

@lbj205 Nothing can defeat semen.


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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:49 PM

My mad milk was " The Sperm Donor" until I sold it :P

I think i might name my mad milk along those lines....


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#10 TheOneandOnly_Racer_

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:50 PM

S Grenade: Bouncing Betty (I only seem to get roller kills with it :|)

 

S DH: Glorified T-Shirt Cannon ,desc: One size hits all. (Gustav named it.)


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Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:18 PM

I've named my Strange Market Gardener after my experiences on High Tower.


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Posted 06 May 2013 - 01:49 AM

No names yet, I'm putting stranges over tags right now. Still looking for names for my Rust Rocket Launcher, my scattergun, and my FaN.

 

But I have some ideas:

 

Mad Milk:

"Man Milk" -  "Quality since (insert birth year here). Always Produced Fresh, and hand-delivered right to your doorstep." 

"I AM HOW BABIES ARE MADE." - "AND THIS IS HOW I DELIVER THEM"

.............(Same Name)....................."The Stork? Bitch Please. Where do you think the stork gets the babies FROM?"

I am So Fertile Right Now" - "...Ladies? ;)" (The MVMers from Kalak's server get this one  :D )

(Some random Name) - "P.S. Tell Mom The Milkman said that he hopes she enjoyed this morning's delivery. She'll Understand ;)"

 

Market Gardener

"Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" - (Insert movie reference here)


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Posted 06 May 2013 - 03:33 AM

All of my soldier items (Save for my current Rocket Launcher- the Marijuana Cannon) are going to be celebrations of America.

Here's what I have so far.

 

Strange Beggar's Bazooka: Slick Billy's Bazooka "I. did not have. critical damage. with those rockets."

Strange Black Box: Fitzy Kennedy's Fix "If a pocket medic cannot save the many who are low, it cannot save the few who are healed."

Strange Market Gardener: Rolling Thunder "Nixon told me I'd do well with this. He wouldn't lie to me, I mean, he's not a crook."

Strange Shovel: Reagan's Wrecker "This machine kills fascists. Actually it digs holes."

Strange Original: The Minuteman's Muscly Musket "Ain't nothing more American than bad grammar and explosions"

Strange Shotgun: Uncle Sam's Shawtgun "The only things the South ever got right are that shotguns are awesome and Creedence Clearwater rocks."

S. F. Buff Banner: Christmas Kapitalismus "Uncle Sam leaves his Christmas lights on all year, and so can you."

Strange Escape Plan: St. Elmo's Fire "Just imagine the Rocky theme playing in the background and you'll understand"

Strange Direct Hit: Dubya's Direct Miss "We're going to find the airshots, and bring 'em to justice."

Strange Equalizer: The Andrew Jackson "Why Andrew Jackson? Because this crap is goddamn crazy."


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Posted 06 May 2013 - 07:54 PM

One name I found really cool for the medigun was: Percent of being killed.

 

So like 100% Uber/Kritz = 100% Percent of being killed


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Posted 06 May 2013 - 08:23 PM

My liberty launcher-

Happy Fourth of Fucken July!

Oh and is there a such thing as a strange liberty launcher yet?



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Posted 07 May 2013 - 01:11 AM

My liberty launcher-

Happy Fourth of Fucken July!

Oh and is there a such thing as a strange liberty launcher yet?

They've had 'em for ages, dude. backpack says 1.33-1.66 refined.


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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:38 AM

My original minigun is named - My other gun is normal size


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#18 Mr. Killjoy

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:52 AM

StickyBomb Launcher- Easy mode

Desc- Roses are Red, Violets are Blu, Demo is easy, M1, M2

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StickyBomb Launcher- Jerry Spamdusky

Desc- I really could not think of one for this one lol :help:


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Posted 08 May 2013 - 12:04 AM

My Grenade Launcher is Make It Rain and my Sticky is the Easy Button :)


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Posted 08 May 2013 - 07:37 AM

My sticky bomb launcher is named (the lenny face) xD. I get a lot of comments about that :P

My favorite might be my rocket launcher, named "The American Dream". Idk why I named it that, but I like it :P It was s parts Kills while explosive jumping and airborne kills. :D


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