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#101 demi

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 04:00 PM

everyone knows @Fish is the Pun-geon master.



#102 Fish

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 07:09 PM

 

everyone knows @Fish is the Pun-geon master.

  ye
also I guess pickup lines can go here too
hey girl are you a hen house
cause I want to put my cock in you
do you like fish sticks?
give me a call at
1-800-fishbone

#103 Azzeyyixx

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 02:49 AM

Spoiler:

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#104 Riibbon

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 05:00 AM

I'm just going to leave these here

  • I don't trust these stairs because they're always... up to something.
  • I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty... handy.
  • When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
  • A new type of broom came out, and it's sweeping the nation.
  • I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
  • I was going to tell you a joke about infinity... but it didn't have an ending.


#105 Puggymunch

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Posted 31 January 2015 - 01:45 PM

You wanna hear a cheesy joke? Nevermind, it's a pizza crap.



#106 Kaidoz_Havon

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 09:58 AM

What do you call a potato that looks like a spacecraft? Spudnik! *Ba dum tss*



#107 chooch23

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 10:32 AM

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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#108 Κhαos

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 11:13 AM

Its annoys me when people say "That's Punny!" After someone says a clever pun...


Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.


That's punny! xD
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#109 jh34ghu43gu

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 11:31 AM

That's punny!

The worst pun of them all 


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#110 Κhαos

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 12:12 PM

The worst pun of them all

Don't insult my puns or I'll PUNish you.
Ha
Ha
Ha...

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#111 Umby

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 01:16 PM

Asks for a burger with no pickles
-buger has pickles-
Looks like we are in a bit of a pickle :D
(My fam hates me when I say this

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#112 Umby

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 01:17 PM

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Edited by Umby, 20 May 2015 - 01:21 PM.

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#113 chooch23

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 02:23 PM

A half pun half joke:

 

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one says, "I'll have a pint!"

The second one says "I'll have half a pint."

The third asks for a quarter, the fourth one an eighth, the fifth a sixteenth, the sixth a thirty-second, etc., etc.

The bartender thinks Oh what the hell and fills up two pints

​Math humor is the worst. The number will approach 2 but never reach it.


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#114 DaVaultHunter

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Posted 20 May 2015 - 03:14 PM

What amount of demonic sacrifice revived this thread?


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#115 Deyanira

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 12:45 AM

@Neco  Since this thread has been revived........isn't "pun" your middle name?


[FP] Draaky: PEEIN POWERS ACTIVATE!



[FP] Draak al Hashashin has changed their name to [FP] Draak-Poo-Poo.

[FP] Deyanira has changed their name to [FP] Deya-Pee-Pee.

[FP] Draaky-Poo-Poo: XD
[FP] Draaky-Poo-Poo: We're the best ever
#bestnamesever (we're so mature)

#116 Neco

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Posted 21 May 2015 - 01:00 AM

@Neco  Since this thread has been revived........isn't "pun" your middle name?

You're quite right it is! You could say puns are my bag; as I always say, walk softly and tote a large pun


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#117 H4ZExReMiiX

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Posted 22 May 2015 - 06:58 PM

I came up with 10 puns in hope that I could make my friend happy again. Sadly, No pun in 10 did.



#118 thegamefilmguruman

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Posted 24 May 2015 - 11:13 PM

Where do brick layers live?  Double wythes.
What is a Scot's favorite disinfectant?  Neo-sporran
What's the difference between a fat Catholic priest and a skinny Anglican Minister?  Different Masses.


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#119 Brudda

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Posted 25 May 2015 - 01:35 PM

The other day, my friend offered me some weed. I had to be blunt with him: I wasn't interested. It seemed like it would be a drag.

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#120 Lotso

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Posted 25 May 2015 - 02:39 PM

From a different thread when I was dishing out some mean gnome puns in rap form.

 

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Monch wrecked me though.


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