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Wait's Quality SFM Poster Shop!
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Posted 24 November 2014 - 12:20 AM
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop bumping my SFM shop? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I AM THE DANGER. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
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Posted 27 November 2014 - 01:10 PM
There's a passage I got memorized. Gaben 25:17. "The path of the SFM shop is beset on all sides by the inequities of the forum posters and the tyranny of badmins. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the SFM shop through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost Waits. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My SFM upon you."
Also: I just pinned this topic by my own accord, please don't think I have an inflated ego; I've been thinking of doing this for a while. This topic has been successful and I think, especially because it's always going to be open, it's a good decision. So thanks to those of you who have given me your business already, and I look forward to continued interaction with everyone!
Edited by Wait, 28 November 2014 - 01:34 AM.
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Posted 30 November 2014 - 04:31 PM
You know, SFM posters make lovely Christmas gifts. Give one to your special someone, your mom, your dog, your friendly neighborhood admin, everyone will get a kick out of one! <- Hey look, a cute little Christmas tree! Awww!
And I promise, you won't shoot your eye out, kid.
BUT--if you want a picture of someone shooting the demoman's other eye out, that can be arranged.
Edited by Wait, 30 November 2014 - 04:33 PM.
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Posted 06 December 2014 - 12:26 AM
I think I've just started a trend of gif bumps. Sorry to those of you with active commissions, I have been entirely consumed by school the past week or so. I'm thinking of doing a cute little christmas deal thingy, like my labor day fire sale. You know what you'll be saying once you see these sweet deals?
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAYUM! THOSE ARE SOME FINE ASS DEALS."
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Posted 10 December 2014 - 10:55 PM
Hello friends, just a bit of a manual bump and a Christmas update: I've raised my shop prices to adjust for the inflated price of keys lately. It doesn't make me happy to do it, but I feel I need to retain the actual value of the posters since I'm not using straight keys. If you have an active commission at the time of this post, your poster's price will still be the same as it was when you placed the order, don't worry. BUT: I'm offering a 15% discount on orders placed through Sunday, December 21 (rounded to nearest scrap)! That means a 1-character poster, normally 3 ref, will be 2.55 ref. Orders of a key (13 ref) will now be 11.11 ref, and so on. Hark, the herald angels sing, baby!
Merry early Christmas (Chanukah, Kwanzaa, etc)! Enjoy my Charlie Brown Christmas gifs.
Edited by Wait, 10 December 2014 - 11:02 PM.
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Posted 17 December 2014 - 07:10 PM
Also big shoutout to @Sniper Pro for manually bumping every trade thread on this forum. Love you, man. You keep us all employed.
BUMP BABY YEAH
Edited by Sniper Pro, 17 December 2014 - 07:12 PM.
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Posted 20 December 2014 - 12:41 PM
This is it, folks. Time to place your last-minute holiday commissions and receive a 15% discount! And now that I'm on winter break, I'll have plenty of time to work on all of these lovely pictures you guys have in mind. Merry Chanukah?
Posted 03 January 2015 - 12:06 AM
to bump, or not to bump, that is the question.
well technically i've already bumped with this post.
hey thanks, friend, I was going to bump this today but you did it for me! That's really the sign of a true buddy.
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